What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do you consider yourself pretty?

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How could NASA possibly land on the moon when it's impossible to reach the moon through the Earth's dome? Why are they making up such an obvious lie?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?

-J W Pepper

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger